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Alright Hyundaitech – It's Time To Confess

Anyone who has spent more than a day or two here has come to realize your
value to this group.  Something just don’t smell right though.  You have
expertise and knowledge in just too damned many areas of these cars, and at
too deep a level.  And… you have way too much time to research and respond
to these threads.  No shop floor mechanic has that kind of time available to
him and for sure, most don’t care enough after a day of wrenching to
contribute like you do.

So – what’s the deal Mister?  I could easily be made to believe that you’re
really paid by Hyundai to do nothing more with your time than to participate
in this group (and perhaps in other consumer forums), all in the name of
goodwill.  I know you’ve talked about a dealership that you work at in the
MD area, but that still does not stack up with all that you contribute here.

I’m callin’ you out Mister – come clean.  What’s the real deal with Mr.
Hyundaitech?

-Mike-
mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

Comments (22)




22 Responses to “Alright Hyundaitech – It's Time To Confess”

  1. admin says:

    No offense, Mike, but who really cares?  I could not personally care less
    as long as his/her answers are helpful here.  Of course we are probably all
    curious, but it isn’t worth risking losing his/her presence here, is it?

    Of course next you’ll be asking Matt to admit he is a gay liberal!!  :-)
    (Sorry Matt, I couldn’t resist).

    Eric

    "Mike Marlow" <mmar…@alltel.net> wrote in
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    > Anyone who has spent more than a day or two here has come to realize
    > your value to this group.  Something just don’t smell right though.
    > You have expertise and knowledge in just too damned many areas of
    > these cars, and at too deep a level.  And… you have way too much
    > time to research and respond to these threads.  No shop floor mechanic
    > has that kind of time available to him and for sure, most don’t care
    > enough after a day of wrenching to contribute like you do.

    > So – what’s the deal Mister?  I could easily be made to believe that
    > you’re really paid by Hyundai to do nothing more with your time than
    > to participate in this group (and perhaps in other consumer forums),
    > all in the name of goodwill.  I know you’ve talked about a dealership
    > that you work at in the MD area, but that still does not stack up with
    > all that you contribute here.

    > I’m callin’ you out Mister – come clean.  What’s the real deal with
    > Mr. Hyundaitech?

  2. admin says:

    Eric G. wrote:
    > No offense, Mike, but who really cares?  I could not personally care less
    > as long as his/her answers are helpful here.  Of course we are probably all
    > curious, but it isn’t worth risking losing his/her presence here, is it?

    > Of course next you’ll be asking Matt to admit he is a gay liberal!!  :-)
    > (Sorry Matt, I couldn’t resist).

    Oh, that is bad.  I can’t even spell libe… leeb, libb, whatever!  I
    will admit to being happy most of the time though…  :-)

    My sister’s middle name is Gay, believe it or not.  That was before the
    homosexuals pirated the word.

    Matt

  3. admin says:

    Eric G. wrote:
    > No offense, Mike, but who really cares?  I could not personally care less
    > as long as his/her answers are helpful here.  

    Yeah, really, what difference does it make? There’s an old saying:
    "Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth." Not that Hyundaitech is Mr. Ed
    reincarnated or anything…

  4. admin says:

    It seems obvious we are all curious, however none want to jeopardize
    hyundaitech’s presence here. i go with the majority. Haven’t you heard
    of the story of the goose that laid golden eggs. 3 cheers to u whoever
    u r Mr. Hyundaitech. Wouldn’t mind knowing who you are but it won’t
    make much of a difference if i don’t just as long as you stick around
    to help us out here…

    On Jan 6, 9:43 am, "Mike Marlow" <mmar…@alltel.net> wrote:

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    > Anyone who has spent more than a day or two here has come to realize your
    > value to this group.  Something just don’t smell right though.  You have
    > expertise and knowledge in just too damned many areas of these cars, and at
    > too deep a level.  And… you have way too much time to research and respond
    > to these threads.  No shop floor mechanic has that kind of time available to
    > him and for sure, most don’t care enough after a day of wrenching to
    > contribute like you do.

    > So – what’s the deal Mister?  I could easily be made to believe that you’re
    > really paid by Hyundai to do nothing more with your time than to participate
    > in this group (and perhaps in other consumer forums), all in the name of
    > goodwill.  I know you’ve talked about a dealership that you work at in the
    > MD area, but that still does not stack up with all that you contribute here.

    > I’m callin’ you out Mister – come clean.  What’s the real deal with Mr.
    > Hyundaitech?

    > —

    > -Mike-
    > mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

  5. admin says:

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    Vineeth wrote:
    > It seems obvious we are all curious, however none want to jeopardize
    > hyundaitech’s presence here. i go with the majority. Haven’t you heard
    > of the story of the goose that laid golden eggs. 3 cheers to u whoever
    > u r Mr. Hyundaitech. Wouldn’t mind knowing who you are but it won’t
    > make much of a difference if i don’t just as long as you stick around
    > to help us out here…

    > On Jan 6, 9:43 am, "Mike Marlow" <mmar…@alltel.net> wrote:

    >>Anyone who has spent more than a day or two here has come to realize your
    >>value to this group.  Something just don’t smell right though.  You have
    >>expertise and knowledge in just too damned many areas of these cars, and at
    >>too deep a level.  And… you have way too much time to research and respond
    >>to these threads.  No shop floor mechanic has that kind of time available to
    >>him and for sure, most don’t care enough after a day of wrenching to
    >>contribute like you do.

    >>So – what’s the deal Mister?  I could easily be made to believe that you’re
    >>really paid by Hyundai to do nothing more with your time than to participate
    >>in this group (and perhaps in other consumer forums), all in the name of
    >>goodwill.  I know you’ve talked about a dealership that you work at in the
    >>MD area, but that still does not stack up with all that you contribute here.

    >>I’m callin’ you out Mister – come clean.  What’s the real deal with Mr.
    >>Hyundaitech?

    >>–

    >>-Mike-
    >>mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

    Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore?  Mike was simply being
    funny and yet everyone feels the need to jump on him for it.  I know
    some folks don’t have a very sophisticated sense of humor, but his post
    was so obviously in jest I don’t see how anyone could miss it.

    Matt

  6. admin says:

    I nominate Hyundaitech to be King of the forum…and whut is a libberall???

  7. admin says:

    Matt Whiting <whit…@epix.net> wrote in news:45A01472.9070401@epix.net:

    > Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore?  Mike was simply being
    > funny and yet everyone feels the need to jump on him for it.  I know
    > some folks don’t have a very sophisticated sense of humor, but his
    > post was so obviously in jest I don’t see how anyone could miss it.

    > Matt

    Well I, for one, knew he was joking, as was I.  But I don’t see anything
    anyone else wrote to be taking things too seriously.

    OTOH, your sister’s middle name is really GAY?  C’mon.

    All kidding aside, I work with a guy whose middle name is the same.  He is
    6’7" tall and around 350 lbs.  He claims that not a single person has ever
    made fun of his middle name, and I believe him.  At least not to his face
    anyway.

    Eric

  8. admin says:

    Deck wrote:
    > I nominate Hyundaitech to be King of the forum…and whut is a libberall???

    I think that means a lot of something.  Like a liberal amount of grease
    or a barn that has a liberal amount of cow crap.  :-)

    Matt

  9. admin says:

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    Eric G. wrote:
    > Matt Whiting <whit…@epix.net> wrote in news:45A01472.9070401@epix.net:

    >>Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore?  Mike was simply being
    >>funny and yet everyone feels the need to jump on him for it.  I know
    >>some folks don’t have a very sophisticated sense of humor, but his
    >>post was so obviously in jest I don’t see how anyone could miss it.

    >>Matt

    > Well I, for one, knew he was joking, as was I.  But I don’t see anything
    > anyone else wrote to be taking things too seriously.

    > OTOH, your sister’s middle name is really GAY?  C’mon.

    I’m not making that up.  I went to school with a girl whose first name
    was Gay (this was in the 70s).

    > All kidding aside, I work with a guy whose middle name is the same.  He is
    > 6’7" tall and around 350 lbs.  He claims that not a single person has ever
    > made fun of his middle name, and I believe him.  At least not to his face
    > anyway.

    I wonder why?  :-)

    Matt

  10. admin says:

    "Eric G." <NgOrSePeAn…@Zoptonline.Znet> wrote in message

    news:Xns98B07273A3E97Xz124HiiUdfEEE6@140.99.99.130…

    > No offense, Mike, but who really cares?  I could not personally care less
    > as long as his/her answers are helpful here.  Of course we are probably
    all
    > curious, but it isn’t worth risking losing his/her presence here, is it?

    Loosing his presence here?  That’s a bit of a stretch don’t you think?

    -Mike-
    mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

  11. admin says:

    "Brian Nystrom" <brian.nyst…@verizon.net> wrote in message

    news:UQQnh.365$GL.174@trndny06…

    > Eric G. wrote:
    > > No offense, Mike, but who really cares?  I could not personally care
    less
    > > as long as his/her answers are helpful here.

    > Yeah, really, what difference does it make? There’s an old saying:
    > "Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth." Not that Hyundaitech is Mr. Ed
    > reincarnated or anything…

    Good lord – is this going to turn into something over a simple question?

    -Mike-
    mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

  12. admin says:

    "Eric G." <NgOrSePeAn…@Zoptonline.Znet> wrote in message

    news:Xns98B0BF524F67Xz124HiiUdfEEE6@140.99.99.130…

    > Well I, for one, knew he was joking, as was I.

    Damn it – I missed that.  Sorry Eric.

    -Mike-
    mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

  13. admin says:

    I just have to say this, & I am absolutely not making this up. My wife has a
    friend back in Ontario whose name is Gay -not terribly Earth shattering-
    until she got married. First marriage was to Mr. Dyck. -no kidding. Many
    years later marriage # 2 – now how she could do this I don’t know – you
    guessed it -Mr Cox. Absolutely true!! (Her teenage daughter of the first
    marriage was ready to dis-own her Mom!)
      Worse yet, I knew a young girl named Donna Mae. That was OK until she went
    to high school where they dropped the middle name. Guesses as to last name??
    Donna Rhea. Say that one out loud a few times.
    BCinBC
    "Matt Whiting" <whit…@epix.net> wrote in message

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    > Eric G. wrote:

    >> Matt Whiting <whit…@epix.net> wrote in news:45A01472.9070401@epix.net:

    >>>Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore?  Mike was simply being
    >>>funny and yet everyone feels the need to jump on him for it.  I know some
    >>>folks don’t have a very sophisticated sense of humor, but his
    >>>post was so obviously in jest I don’t see how anyone could miss it.

    >>>Matt

    >> Well I, for one, knew he was joking, as was I.  But I don’t see anything
    >> anyone else wrote to be taking things too seriously.

    >> OTOH, your sister’s middle name is really GAY?  C’mon.

    > I’m not making that up.  I went to school with a girl whose first name was
    > Gay (this was in the 70s).

    >> All kidding aside, I work with a guy whose middle name is the same.  He
    >> is 6’7" tall and around 350 lbs.  He claims that not a single person has
    >> ever made fun of his middle name, and I believe him.  At least not to his
    >> face anyway.

    > I wonder why?  :-)

    > Matt

  14. admin says:

    Actually, I’m the liberal here.  I suppose that makes me a vast left-wing
    conspiracy.  

    First step:  Get them to trust my Hyundai knowledge.  

    Second step:  Convert them all.  Muahahahaha.

    The plan is quite simple, actually.

  15. admin says:

    "hyundaitech" <notpub…@not.public.com> wrote in message

    news:05131f06ed8638228eeb52223b2498e8@localhost.talkaboutautos.com…

    > Actually, I’m the liberal here.  I suppose that makes me a vast left-wing
    > conspiracy.

    > First step:  Get them to trust my Hyundai knowledge.

    > Second step:  Convert them all.  Muahahahaha.

    > The plan is quite simple, actually.

    Crap – I suppose that means you’ll be handing out homework to all of us
    next.  Assimilation isn’t really as simple and painless as they make it look
    on sci-fi TV, is it?

    -Mike-
    mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

  16. admin says:

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    Mike Marlow wrote:
    > "hyundaitech" <notpub…@not.public.com> wrote in message
    > news:05131f06ed8638228eeb52223b2498e8@localhost.talkaboutautos.com…

    >>Actually, I’m the liberal here.  I suppose that makes me a vast left-wing
    >>conspiracy.

    >>First step:  Get them to trust my Hyundai knowledge.

    >>Second step:  Convert them all.  Muahahahaha.

    >>The plan is quite simple, actually.

    > Crap – I suppose that means you’ll be handing out homework to all of us
    > next.  Assimilation isn’t really as simple and painless as they make it look
    > on sci-fi TV, is it?

    Well, once they put the probe in your ear and suck out your brains, the
    rest is much simpler and less painful.  :-)

    You obviously haven’t watched enough TV!

    Matt

  17. admin says:

    Ignore that giant sucking sound!

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

  18. admin says:

    "hyundaitech" <notpub…@not.public.com> wrote in
    news:2fd8c74399a1f522beb2e43fd159ac92@localhost.talkaboutautos.com:

    > Ignore that giant sucking sound!

    > Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

    Oh the Glory Hole days :-P

  19. admin says:

    "Eric G." <NgOrSePeAn…@Zoptonline.Znet> wrote in message

    news:Xns98B43A6156F00Xz124HiiUdfEEE6@140.99.99.130…

    > "hyundaitech" <notpub…@not.public.com> wrote in
    > news:2fd8c74399a1f522beb2e43fd159ac92@localhost.talkaboutautos.com:

    > > Ignore that giant sucking sound!

    > > Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

    > Oh the Glory Hole days :-P

    Geezus Eric – I almost dropped my laptop over that one…

    -Mike-
    mmarlowREM…@alltel.net

  20. admin says:

    "Mike Marlow" <mmar…@alltel.net> wrote in news:e5aeb$45a56ff7$452894fb
    $29…@ALLTEL.NET:

    > "Eric G." <NgOrSePeAn…@Zoptonline.Znet> wrote in message
    > news:Xns98B43A6156F00Xz124HiiUdfEEE6@140.99.99.130…
    >> "hyundaitech" <notpub…@not.public.com> wrote in
    >> news:2fd8c74399a1f522beb2e43fd159ac92@localhost.talkaboutautos.com:

    >> > Ignore that giant sucking sound!

    >> > Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

    >> Oh the Glory Hole days :-P

    > Geezus Eric – I almost dropped my laptop over that one…

    LOL.  Yeah, that was before my coffee this morning and AFTER my (almost) 5-
    year-old decided to wake up 4 times overnight and puke.  The last wake-up
    was at 3:50 AM and I just stayed awake and went to work.  It wasn’t fun :-)

    Eric

  21. admin says:

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!  DEATH IS IRRELEVANT!  YOU MUST COMPLY!

    Tom (maybe has watched TOO much TV) Wenndt

    "hyundaitech" <notpub…@not.public.com> wrote in message

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    > Ignore that giant sucking sound!

    > Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

  22. admin says:

    OCome out in the open ?? Dude would you have Batman or Spiderman
    reveal their true identities ???? Have you no shame ?

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